Sunday, October 29, 2006

Joke of the day

A lawyer died and arrives at the gates of heaven. He immediately starts making trouble, claiming he wasn't supposed to die. Eventually, he manages to speak to one of the angels in charge and says: "I don't understand what happened. I was happily sitting in my office, working on a very important case. Then, out of the blue, I just died". The angel wasn't very impressed, opened his laptop, searched for the lawyer's file and read in a monotonic tone: "I'm sorry mister, it says here that you died of old age". "But I'm only 35 years old!!!" -replied the crying lawyer.
"Well, that may be right, but if you count the hours you've charged your customers, you've reached the incredible age of 187..."

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